write here? I mean, i'm no
mystery novel writer, or time lord, or
fairytale character that is now in the
real world, i'm just... me
“And then one day I realized he knew everything about me. My deepest secrets, my worst pain. Enough to fill a million novels. But I didn’t know enough about him to even write a pamphlet”
(via apples-cherries105)
A bullet going through PlayDoh.Blue doesn’t even know what’s coming
I guess you could say Blue doesn’t have a clue
(Source: thingsandschemes, via what-makes-you-extraordinary)
I’m pretty sure Death and Rory are on a first name basis by now…
Dude, Death is just chillin at home, and Rory will just barge in, shout”I DID IT AGAIN.” Then he’ll grab a soda from the fridge and sit next to Death on the sofa and Death will catch him up on everything that’s happened in the hours since they last saw each other.
Death/Rory = Brotp
OH DUDE
it was the ‘hours’ that got me XD the ‘hours’ since they last saw each other XD *lol*
When Rory finally dies for real he’s gonna walk in with Amy and say, “Hey death, I brought my wife this time!”
“Rory, what are you doing?”
“Oh, is this Amy?” says Death, standing up from the couch. “I must say, it’s a pleasure to finally meet you, I hope you’ve had a good long life?” and then he and Rory do a man hug full of back slapping and Death’s like “You know where the sodas are.”
(via dare-to-comply)
World’s Deepest Swimming Pool
IT’S THE WATER TEMPLE.
WELP, TIME TO PUT ON MY WATER TUNIC AND METAL BOOTS
(Source: myinterestingfiles.com, via samshairisobviouslymagical)
whatever you’re expecting I promise it’s not what you’re expecting
i’m barely breathing
I’VE SEEN THIS BEFORE AND I STILL WASN’T EXPECTING IT
(Source: estellecampanella, via keepcalmandwatchcastle)
DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
(via keepcalmandwatchcastle)
Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago?
He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s.
The hell you want him to say?
“young black man”
“African American chap”
“Young Brutha”
“beautiful chocolate fellows”
“Nutella flavored Mandingo warrior”
“Old sport”
(Source: andross, via babycastle09)
